How is Spock gonna beat Kirk, yo?
Spock's like a toothbrush.
Breaking Bad Season 5, Episode 9
No alien lady ever told Captain Kirk,
"Hey, get your thing out of my nose."
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 13
If it's good enough for
Kirk, Crunch and Kangaroo,
The Big Bang Theory Season 5, Episode 1
was actually a Captain Kirk
mask turned inside out?
The Big Bang Theory Season 12, Episode 6
Kirk beat the Kobayashi Maru
by reprogramming the simulator.
The Big Bang Theory Season 4, Episode 7